Idea for a story:  A novel that has two stories, A slive of life, coming of age story with a guy trying to cope with all the handles of love and growing up. along side a fantasy story of a brave knight chaaracter fighting all sorts of crazy monsters and eventually fighting an evil dragon. The twist; Everything in the Fantasy story is Alegory for all the slice of life stuff the young man is grappling with. Specifically fighting a dragon that represents astrained relationship with an Exgirlfriend.

Extra twist! While the reader notices the similarities between the two worlds, a certain sorcerer appears in the fantasy segment who has no counterpart in the real world. The sorcerer assaults the knight with spells causing mundane problems which make his quest more difficult but are similar in nature to what the slice of life guy is facing. In return, the slice of life guy starts suffering from fantastical ailments because of the mirrored but changed situation and so to triumph these two counterparts must deal with all their problems combined, leaving the reader to wonder what part of this story is even the real story anymore.






okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions and if you reblog it unironically you are a bad person


all of you who are too fucking gullible to detect obvious trollery can refer to this bingo card

i’ve been looking for something like this for so long

the next time someone tries to dismiss sj claiming that sj folk tell cishet ppl to die and thus Cis Ppl Are Just As Oppressed i’m going to show them this post because this has happened to me. So. Many times.



"tumblr is great except for…"

the neo-nazis? the violent misogynists? the white supremacists? the glorification of mass murderers? the blogs committed to telling marginalized people to commit suicide? the pedophiles?

"…the sjws."

ah, yes, clearly it’s the marginalized people trying to get rights. they are the problem here. because they’re occasionally overzealous. or something.